The more I look, the more I regret.

Wife said to husband:

- Hey, don't keep your eyes on those girls. You have to understand that you are a married man.
- I'm not looking at anything.
- Are you serious?
- Really, because the more you look, the more you regret it, what's the use?

Cover is also bad
Wife complained to husband:
- Honey, please cover the fence from the neighbors. I don't like them looking at our house all day.
Listening to his wife, the husband sealed the fence separating him from the neighbors. A few days later, his wife complained again:
- I'm so bored, since you covered the fence, I haven't seen what the neighbors are doing.

Clearance
A passerby brought his flat tire motorbike into a repair shop and grumbled:
- Dishonest businessmen who spread nails along the road will one day be punished by heaven.
Hearing that, the mechanic quickly pulled out the nail and gave it to the customer to explain:
- What you said is unfair to my shop. The type of nails in my shop are hook nails, not straight nails like this.