The employee bowed to the boss:
- Sir, my wife forced me to come and ask you for a raise.
- Then I have to go home and ask my wife.
Cure insomnia
The patient complained to the doctor: "Doctor, I can't sleep at night!"
The doctor considered for a moment and then advised:
- Try counting slowly to 1,000, it will definitely work.
At the next visit, the doctor asked:
- Any results?
- I don't know either, doctor. Once I count to 500, I have to make some coffee to drink before I can continue counting!
Drinking theory
Husband drinks all day, wife complains:
- If you had stopped drinking and worked hard, we would have been able to buy a car.
The husband looked at his wife and glared at her.
- So according to you, all the people walking, cycling, motorbike riding, even walking out there, all of them like to drink...