What is your secret that 100% of your company's employees always come to work on time?
Seeing that your company's employees always come to work on time. Teo immediately asked his partner:
- What is your secret that 100% of your company's employees always go to work on time?
The director smiled and replied:
- My company's employees not only come to work on time, they sometimes even arrive an hour early!
Teo exclaimed:
- That's admirable! What's the secret?
The director slowly:
- My company has 200 parking spaces in total. Of these, 190 spaces are free, the remaining 10 spaces are charged 10 times the fee.
Teo: ?!!
Wine worm
The two drunken guys turned to talk to each other:
- How long have you quit drinking?
- Five and a half.
- Wow, you're amazing for being able to quit drinking for so long. I admire you. When did you start drinking again?
- Six o'clock.
- ?!!