Who is smarter?

The teacher asked a child in kindergarten:
- Who do you think is smarter, humans or animals?
A child said:
Animals are smarter.
- Why?
- Because when I talk to the dog, it always understands me, but when it talks to me, I don't understand anything.

Unrecognized

Two young girls talking to each other:
- When you went to beauty salon X to complain about them damaging your face, eyes and nose, what did they say to you?
- They wash their hands of it and refuse to take responsibility.
- How dare they say such irresponsible things?
- They said they didn't recognize me.