Artist thanks doctor

An artist suffered from a serious eye disease and was treated by a good doctor. After two weeks, he was cured. When the artist paid, the doctor waved his hand and said:
- I don't need money, just a painting from you is fine.
- So what do you want me to draw?
- You can draw anything you want, as long as it is drawn by your own hands.
A week later, when he received the painting from the artist, the doctor exclaimed:
- Oh my! Thank goodness I'm not a gynecologist!
It turned out that, in the painting, the artist drew a big eye, in the middle was a very beautiful and very lively portrait of the doctor...

Just be sure…

A female patient, after being informed of her illness, twisted the doctor:
- Doctor, are you sure I have lung disease?
- 99.99% sure.
- But I heard that there was a patient who was treated by a doctor for lung disease and died of stomach disease.
- Oh, don't worry, I never make that mistake. If I treat lung disease, I will only die from lung disease.

What to eat first

Two brothers were talking to each other. The brother asked the younger brother:
- If there was a chocolate car, which part would you eat first?
- I'll eat the wheels first.
- Why so?
- I have to eat the wheels first so it can't run anymore. If I eat the other parts, how can the car run?

Psychological test

Husband discussed with wife:
- He put three things on the table to see what his child would take. If he took the 100,000 VND bill, he would be a financier in the future. If he took the pen, he would be a writer. And if he took the pan, he would be a chef.
A moment later, the son went into the room, grabbed all three things, and ran out. While his wife was still stunned by the unexpected situation, the husband muttered:
- Fourth option…
Wife asked anxiously:
- What do you mean?
- It's robbery, what else!

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