The boss told the new maid:
- Remember that my family has breakfast at 7 o'clock every day, so you have to...
- Yes, I know, you guys eat first, don't wait for me because I have a habit of waking up at 8 o'clock.
Appear and disappear
A parent asked his son's homeroom teacher:
- Sir, why do you say my son is suitable to become a special forces soldier in the future?
- Because every time I take attendance, he seems to come out of the ground. But when I try to check the old lesson, he disappears as if he has disappeared into the ground!
TRINH VIET HIEP (st)