The husband was preparing to go to wish his neighbors a happy new year, his wife told him:
- When you go to Mr. Q's house, don't wish him that this year's business will be five times better than last year's!
- What's up?
- Because his company specializes in digging roads. So, I guess I'm hoping that this year his company will dig five or ten times more roads than last year?
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At the beginning of the year, a man came to wish a happy new year to a friend in a low-lying residential area that is often flooded:
- Happy New Year, I wish you a prosperous business and money flowing in like water!
My friend was sad:
- Yes! I haven't seen any money yet, but water floods the house all year round, I can't help but break my arm...
DANG DUC (st)