The policeman ran out into the street, saw two men fighting, and turned back to ask the child.
A child ran into the police station and shouted: "Hurry up, policeman, there's a man over there beating my father." The policeman ran out into the street, saw two men fighting, and turned back to ask the child:
- I will stop them, but which of you is my father?
The child shook his head:
- That's exactly what they're trying to clarify!
- !!!
The secret to getting paid while doing nothing
A man went to a computer store and asked the salesman a question.
- How will the computer help me?
The seller replied:
- Computers will help cut your work in half.
The customer nodded:
- Then sell me two!
- !?!
PROTECTION (st)