Two employees were talking to each other:
- Hey, boss is about to transfer jobs, right?
- Hey, what a terrible thing you say? How do you know?
- No problem, the boss is organizing weddings for his children and grandchildren, and all kinds of celebrations.
- Yes, that makes sense!
New uses for television
A man after 10 years of marriage decided to buy his wife a dress. He went to a fashion store:
- I want to buy my wife a dress.
- Excuse me, what size do you wear?
- I don't know either, but every time she passed the 42-inch TV, I couldn't see the screen.
DANG DUC (st)