Choose a gold shop owner

- To avoid monotonous and boring married life in the future, what kind of lover do you think is ideal?
- You should choose a lover who is a gold shop owner.
- What's up?
- Gold prices go up and down, couples have to worry about the future and the present so it's not monotonous and boring.

Experience
The motorsport coach asked the marbles coach:
- You are good at finding talented athletes? Give me some experience with…
- Regular travel will earn.
- How do you know someone is talented at throwing marbles?
- Just see someone throw a bag of trash or a dead mouse from inside the house to the other side of the street, go into that house and do a preliminary screening.

Authority
Two young husbands confided to each other:
- I'm so sad, I work far away and only come home once a month. I only come home a little late when I see my brothers, but my wife doesn't care about me!
- I'm different, every time I come home, I yell and my wife runs out right away.
- Why is that?
- It's nothing, I shouted: "Where the hell is it, put this stack of money in the safe quickly".