Wife said to husband: - Honey, just now, I saw our son talking for quite a while on the phone.
- Didn't you hear what it said?
- No. But through the tone of his voice, I understood that we had become grandparents...
Cut into 6
The blonde girl called the pizza shop to ask for pizza to be delivered to her house. The employee there asked:
- We have to cut the cake into 6 pieces or 12 pieces.
- Cut it into 6 pieces. Because I never eat 12 pieces.