Two professional pickpockets were sitting in a restaurant eating.
One of them looked over to the next table and saw the old man angrily scratching his head and pulling his hair. He turned back and asked his friend:
- Hey, what's wrong with that old man?
- Leave him alone, he lost his wallet.
- How do you know?
- So are you going to wait for him to voluntarily pay for our meal?
Who is better?
The children of two lawyers bragged to each other:
- Do you think my dad is talented? Mr. X embezzled 15 billion VND, thanks to my dad for 1 hour but was only sentenced to 2 years of suspended prison...
- It's nothing, old Y. smuggled 10 kg of heroin, but thanks to my dad saying one thing, he didn't have to go to jail for a day, but only spent a few months in detention...
- What did your dad say that was so clever?
- Short: "Death penalty requested!".