Honey, today many people complimented me on how beautiful and young I look.
The wife happily came back from a spring outing and told her husband:
- Honey, today many people complimented me on how beautiful and young I look.
The husband nodded and replied:
- Yes, there are many drunk people on the streets this Tet holiday...
- ???
Only subjective
Early spring, the customer eagerly went to see a fortune teller. The fortune teller said:
- He has two sons...
- You guessed wrong. I am already the father of three sons!
- That's what you think...!
- ???