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The directors of two toothpaste manufacturers met, one criticized the other:
- The toothpaste produced by your factory is of poor quality.
- But I have a way to sell the product.
- What way?
- Extend warranty period up to 6 months.
crazy
A man complained to the doctor:
- My family is crazy. They are determined to put me in a mental hospital just because I prefer cotton stockings to nylon stockings.
- Really? I also prefer cotton stockings to nylon stockings.
The other person was delighted:
- Of course! I knew someone would think the same way. Would you rather have your socks with tomato sauce or chicken broth?
DANG DUC (st)