At meal time, the father reminded his daughter:
- Why are you eating and watching movies? Do you think I'll tell your teacher?
In the evening, seeing his daughter watching cartoons, the father continued to nag:
- You don't study all day, just watch TV. I have to tell your teacher.
- Dad always mentions the teacher! - the daughter replied - Do you believe that I will tell mom?
Billionaire dream
At night, the husband rested his hand on his forehead and sighed:
- Honey, when I was in my twenties, I was sure that by the time I was 30 I would have 100 billion in my hands. Yet after 10 years, I have only fulfilled half of my dream.
- So that means you have 50 billion in your account now? - the wife opened her eyes wide in surprise - Wow, all this time you've been pretending to be poor and miserable with me.
The husband laughed:
- No, I don't have billions, but after 12 o'clock tonight I will be 30 years old.
- !?!
AD (st)