The husband, who was a poet, said to his wife:
- People have many concepts about love. As for me, I compare my love for you to a boiling, intense volcano.
- Oh! I'm scared of volcanoes!
- Is it just the feeling you get when you see the red lava, erupting high and flowing?
- No, because after each activity, volcanoes often sleep, sometimes for centuries!
Smart city?
The housewife asked her husband who was watching TV:
- What do people mean by smart cities on TV?
- A smart city is one where the people are smart!
- Please be more specific.
- The people there must know not to go out when it rains, because the road will be flooded, and they can easily fall into the sewer. And also not to go out when it's windy, because they can easily be crushed to death by falling trees... That's what intelligence is like, do you understand?
NGUYEN HUU LOC (st)