A guy got his foot stuck on the tracks of an approaching train. He panicked, looked up to the sky, and clasped his hands in prayer.
A guy got his foot stuck in the tracks of an oncoming train.
He was frightened, looked up to the sky, clasped his hands and prayed:
- God, please pull my legs out! I'll quit drinking!
Still nothing happened, the train was rushing forward. He tried again:
- God, if you help me stretch my legs, I will give up drinking, swearing and fornication.
Suddenly his foot jumped off the rails just as the train was coming. He stood up, dusted himself off, looked up at the sky and said:
- Thank God, I pulled my leg out myself!
What is more difficult to deal with than a wife?
Seeing that her husband likes to bring her picture to work, his wife wondered: "Why do you bring my picture to the office?"
The husband smiled and replied:
- Whenever there is a problem, no matter how difficult it is, just look at my picture and everything disappears!
The wife happily replied:
- Oh, I'm so proud to be your wife!
Husband explained:
- Every time I look at your picture, I ask myself: “Is there any other problem more difficult to solve than this?”.
- !!!
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