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Drinking in class

LAM ANH (collected) February 26, 2025 09:05

On the first day of the new school year, the teacher just entered the classroom and announced a funny story to the students.

- Class listen, today is my birthday!
The students below were excited, hoping that they wouldn't have to study today, and the whole class said in unison:
- Let's drink, teacher.
- Okay, today our class will get drunk.
- Congratulations teacher, you are wonderful!
- Okay, let's take out our notebooks and study ethyl alcohol.
- ?!!

Just a misunderstanding


A man went to sell piglets, the pigs were kept in tight bamboo cages. A customer asked:
- Are you selling male or female pigs?
The other man replied:
- All boars, all boars.
The customer was looking for a male pig, so he bought it and took it home, but when he released it, he found out it was a female pig. He went back to ask the pig seller, and got angry and caused trouble. He said:
- I told you, if there are no more male pigs, there will still be female pigs, right?
- ?!!

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