Good code

The mother saw that her teenage daughter was too interested in clothes and costumes, so she advised:

- Honey, you should save money. You don't have a boyfriend yet, so why do you buy so many things?

The daughter calmly replied:

- Mom, these days if you want to sell quickly and at a good price you have to pay attention to packaging.

- !!!

Timeliness

Every time a man went to the newsstand, he read avidly on the spot. The newsagent asked:

- Why don't you buy a newspaper and read it properly at home?

- Oh, I was afraid of losing the topicality so I sat down to read it right away… hot!