Celebrating Tet at her husband's house for the first time, a woman wanted to be neat so she learned how to cook. After preparing and setting up the food, she turned to her husband and asked:
- Which dish I cooked impressed you the most?
- That thing!
- What is that dish?
- I don't know what to call it because it tastes like vermicelli but also like porridge.
- !?
wonderful son
The two women met for the first time but seemed to get along very well. After a while of chatting, one of them said sadly:
- My son is terrible, sister! He is addicted to gambling and drinking all day long! Do you have a son?
- Have!
- Do you gamble?
- Are not.
- Do you have alcohol or cigarettes?
- No!
- Oh! Your son is amazing! How old is he this year?
- This Tet I will be... two years old!
- !!!