Fines also increase according to Tet holiday

February 3, 2022 09:47

Two neighbors were arguing loudly, one of them was swearing. At that moment, the head of the neighborhood group passed by and heard what happened, so he fined her 50,000 VND. The neighbor was not convinced, so she asked the head:

- Why was I only fined 30,000 VND for cursing her last month?
The team leader smiled:
- You don't know anything?
- Know what? - The woman asked again.
- Everything increases during Tet so the fines also increase.
- !?!

Release the shrimp to catch the prawn

Uncle gives lucky money to his first grade nephew:
- I have a 20,000 VND bill and a 50,000 VND bill, which one do you want?
- I'll take the blue one.
- Why do you like the green paper?
- Because green is the color of hope
At this time, the uncle was very happy because his first grade nephew thought like that!
- So what do you hope for?
- I hope you give me the other one too!

New Year of the drunkard

Three close friends discussed how to celebrate Tet, one of them said:
- Just bring home a few cases of beer and drink all night.
The second man continued:
- Need more bait to be great.
The third man spoke up:
- No, Tet only comes once a year, we can't do it like usual.

Spring poems and spring songs

- Why do you send a poem about spring to many newspapers every Tet?
- So why do you sing the song "Oh, baby! Spring is here" on both TV and radio every spring?
- Because that song is good and suits my voice!
- My spring poem is also good, suitable for newspapers, and my way of making money!
- !!!

Where is it appropriate to stand?

The tiger decided to organize the creatures in the forest and immediately gave the order:
- The intelligent ones stand on my left side; the beautiful ones stand on my right side!
Everything was going smoothly, except for the monkey who kept delaying.
- What's wrong, monkey? You still don't understand my orders? - Tiger asked angrily.
- I'm wondering if it's okay to stand in the middle of the line?

Thought

On Tet holiday, at the ward police station, a young girl tearfully reported that her phone had been stolen while she was performing a ceremony at a local pagoda, even though she had carefully worn her bag on her chest.
- So when it put its hand in you didn't know? - The police officer asked.
- Yes, I know! But I thought he was just trying to molest me...