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The wife stood in front of the mirror in her pajamas, looking at herself and looking dissatisfied:
- Oh my gosh, I look so old, ugly and fat.
The husband shrugged and replied:
- But I still have something perfect.
- Oh wonderful, what is so perfect honey?
- My eyesight.
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The husband bought his wife a sheepskin coat, which she had been trying to convince him to buy for a week. However, when she received the coat, she looked sad. The husband asked in surprise:
- What's wrong honey, don't you really like this shirt?
- Yes, I like it very much, the shirt is wonderful. I just think of the poor sheep that had to have their wool sheared to weave this shirt.
The husband smiled and replied:
- Oh, it's okay honey. You should be thanking me, I bought a faux sheepskin coat so no poor sheep will have to be sheared for you.
