Three girls met again after a long time and sat together in a coffee shop chatting. One girl asked:
- I heard you just broke off your engagement with your fiancé?
- Yes, it's been a while.
- Is he not good?
- No, just because I went to see a fortune teller, the fortune teller said I would have three children in the future. He also went to see a fortune teller but the fortune teller said he would have four children.
Prevention
A husband and wife were riding in a small elevator with a beautiful girl. The husband was fascinated and leaned close to the girl. Suddenly, she turned around, slapped him in the face and scolded:
- You bastard! Stop teasing women in elevators!
When going out, the husband frowned at his wife:
- Too bad, I didn't tease her!
- I'm teasing! - said the wife. - I'm afraid that if I don't do it, you'll do worse!