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At the beginning of the class, Johnny asked the teacher:
- Miss, can I be punished for something I didn't do?
The teacher replied seriously:
- Of course not, that's not fair.
Johnny heard that and breathed a sigh of relief:
- That's great. I just wanted to tell you that I didn't do my homework yesterday.
- !?!
Occupational diseases of private detectives
A detective was talking to his colleague:
- My wife has been acting strange lately!
- How strange? - asked my colleague.
- She's been sleeping all day and says she feels nauseous after eating anything. I think she's pregnant.
- Oh really? - the colleague frowned - So are you suspecting anyone?
- !?!
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