Patient tells dentist:
- Doctor, please check my dentures that I just had fitted yesterday. Why are they so painful?
- That's good! Painful dentures prove they're just like real teeth, right?!
Himistake
A married girl said to her girlfriend:
- I think it's time you get married!
- I know, but I can't find anyone suitable, and I always think about your husband...
- Huh?
- I thought: If I'm not careful, I might get a "banana" like him. That would be terrible!
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