Double fear

There was a man who was very afraid of his wife. A friend advised:
- Try drinking some wine, a little bit of alcohol will make you more confident when standing in front of her.
A few days later, the man who was afraid of his wife met his friend again and complained:
- Stop, stop! I don't dare do it that way anymore.
- What's up?
- The other day, I tried drinking wine and looking at her. Who would have thought she would transform into two, my fear doubled.

Apple sharing lesson

During math class, the teacher gave a riddle:
- I have 10 apples and there are 20 people in my class. How can I divide them enough for everyone without cutting the apples in half?
The whole class was quiet because of the teacher's tricky question, but Teo confidently stood up and spoke:
- Sir, I have a way!
- How?
- Yes, expelling 10 students from the class is enough!
- Huh?!