Dad, Teo hit me. Where was my mouth at that time that I didn't call dad?
The son ran out into the yard and told his father:
- Dad, Teo hit me!
- Where was your mouth at that time that you didn't call dad?
- Yes, at that time my mouth was biting Teo's ear!
- ???
Photo on the Internet
The son texted his mother:
- Mom just sent a picture of such a beautiful motorbike.
- Yes, mom wishes happy birthday to my beloved son!
- Thanks mom, when will I get the car?
- Which car?
- Mom just sent me a picture of the car…!
- I got that photo from the internet, son…
-???