Stupid man gets a beautiful girl

The whole family was sitting eating together, suddenly the son asked his father:
- Mom is so beautiful, why did she marry dad?
Seeing his son's curiosity, the father excitedly said:
- That day, Dad had just finished selling cement and passed by a gold shop where Mom and I were selling. Out of habit, Dad asked how much this stuff cost per ton. Mom immediately started to pay attention to Dad.

The child heard and could only nod in admiration.

Reasons for thin hair

Ty asked his mother:

- Mom, why does dad have so little hair?
The mother replied:

- This problem is very complicated, you will understand when you grow up.
Thinking for a moment, Ty's mother added:

- Adults have to bear a lot of responsibilities, your father has to worry too much that his hair falls out.

Ty nodded and asked again:

- So mom, why do you have so much hair?
- !!!