She was glad that she was an only child.

- Was there anything fun at school today?

- Happy! - the boy replied. Today, our class had a new teacher. At the end of class, the teacher asked me if I had any brothers or sisters. I said I was an only child.

The mother asked again:

- What did the teacher say then?

- The teacher put her hand on her forehead and muttered "Thank God!".

- !!!

Okay, leave it to me!

On the weekend, Teo took his girlfriend to a famous restaurant for dinner but unfortunately there were no tables available.

The girlfriend whined:

- I don't know! I want to eat here today, you do whatever you want.

- Okay, I'll take care of it! - Teo replied firmly.

Thinking for a long time, Teo took out his phone and dialed, then said loudly:

- Hey, come to restaurant X quickly. I saw her eating with some guy.

Immediately, 6 couples stood up to pay the bill and quickly left the restaurant.