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Robber meets old man

NGUYEN HOA (st) September 16, 2024 09:06

There was a knock on the door at midnight. The careful homeowner did not open the door but only asked:

- Who is it?
- Robbery here!
- What do you want?
- 15 gold bars!
- One and a half quintals okay?
- No kidding, if we "buy time" this whole house will burn down.
- I'm not kidding. How about a hundred and fifty gold?
- Then bring it here.
Immediately the landlord turned to his wife and said:
- Honey, my gold, go meet them!

What are legs for?

A son pleaded with his father:
- Dad, why don't you buy me a car?
- Honey, why did God give you two legs?
- One foot to brake and the other foot to accelerate.
- ???

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