Decisive

- I am known to be brave and decisive. Once I decide to do something, I never change my mind. For example, today my wife and I had an argument and I decided to leave home, leaving all my belongings behind, taking only my phone.
He said:
- This phone must be an unforgettable memory for you?
- No. I brought it with me in case my wife texts or calls...

Who do you love more?
Father asked his son:
- Do you love your father or mother more?
- I love you both.
The father was not satisfied, so he continued to ask:
- If dad goes to America and mom goes to France, where will you go?
- I go to France.
- Why?
- Because France is beautiful.
- So if dad goes to France and mom goes to America, where will you go?
- Go to America.
- Why?
- Because France has left.