During the interview, the employer asked To:
- What brought you to our company?
To replied:
- Yes, at 6 o'clock in the morning, I took two buses to get here!
- No! - the recruiter shook his head - What do you expect when you come here?
- I want a job so I quit! - To replied innocently.
Angry recruiter:
- I mean what do you want in this job?
To scratched his head and laughed:
- But you didn't say it clearly. Of course I want a salary!
- !!!
Looking for a wife
In the supermarket, a man approached a beautiful young girl and whispered politely:
- Excuse me, my wife is lost somewhere, can we talk for a minute?
- What does it have to do with me if you two get separated? - The girl frowned and wondered.
- It's like this, every time I stand with a beautiful young girl, she appears immediately.
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