Honey, from today I will only eat vegetables and bananas. Hearing that, my husband grumbled. Even elephants only eat that.
The wife heard the weight loss secret and happily told her husband right away.
- Honey, from today I will only eat vegetables and bananas!
The husband heard that and muttered:
- That's all elephants eat.
- !!!
When wife watches football
The husband was watching football when his wife came and sat next to him, chewing on sunflower seeds and asking questions.
- That guy went to play football wearing a suit like a groom, right husband?
Being disturbed, the husband was very upset and replied:
- Oh my god, he's a coach!
- How did that player kick the ball? He didn't kick it when it came, but instead avoided it.
- He is… the referee!
PROTECTION (st)