Relaxation
Need to change the back of the pants
Wife asked husband:
- It's New Year, do you want to buy any more clothes?
Knowing his wife's frugal nature, the husband only asked out of courtesy, so he replied:
- No. Just replace all my pants with elastic!
Adverse effects
A woman complains to you:
- I just bought my son a cat to help him spend less time online, and the result...
- What was the result?
- Now both it and the cat are online all day.